The Gutter Cleaning Balancing Beam of Certain Death
It was just like any other gutter cleaning Frankston until I came to this one dicey section…
The Gutter Cleaning Balance Beam of Certain Death…
I scurried along the beam like a well balanced possum…
Ok, I think I can do better than that…
Maybe more like Sleek Panther with impeccable balance…
Yeah, that’s more like it…
A quick glance to the left and I’m facing a glass ceiling and not the type most of you lovely ladies would face…
This was an actual ceiling of glass…
One wrong move and I would lie bloodied in a pile of life ending shards…
No safety there…
A quick glance to the right and I’m staring at razor-sharp louvres that will slice me the moment I touch them…
A lesser gutter cleaner would not even consider cleaning gutters under these life threatening conditions…
Any other gutter cleaner would concede defeat and say “It can't be done”…
But not I…
No!
I did what any other SuperHero Gutter Cleaner would do…
I made sure my cape was secure and I stood there on the roof, hands on my hips, staring down at this gutter in contemplation…
Then I thought…
Bugger that!
And I put a ladder up underneath and cleaned the gutters without risking certain death…
Dang!
I’m a SuperHero Gutter Cleaner in Frankston but I’m not crazy…
Did I tell you I have a wife and kids?
It’s my mission to make it home safely every day and share stories about all the gutters I saved…
That’s why I’m all about safety first.
No risking certain death for me.
If you want “Mr Safety First” cleaning your gutters and NOT Evel Knievel jumping around on your roof…
Call me on 0466183548 and I’ll gladly send you a quote…
The Gutter Cleaning Co. Mornington Peninsula
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